(Yes I know people made this already but here's my own)
Warning: Spoilers for the show if you've haven't watched it!
*Madoka dream*
Meduka Katname (Madoka Kaname): oh no im in scary place city edgy
Meduka Katname: oh no again and 1 billion times i see a girl on building she need help
Kirby (Kyubey): you must make contract to save her
Meduka Katname: but-
Kirby: make wish now so you can save her
*I forgot half of the episode so skip this part and move on to Meduka waking up*
Meduka Katname: oh that was just dream nightmare idk
Meduka Katname: morning dad
Dad: morning meduka
*Meduka eats breakfast and goes to school like the stereotypical magical girl show school girls*
Meduka Katname: hiii sekuya micky and vomit green barf
Sekuya Mickey (Sayaka Miki): OH MY GOSH HII!!
Vomit Green Barf (I forgot): hello
*The girls walk into school and then they see new student*
Meduka Katname: oh wow she is familiar
Whole class: WOWWWWWW
Sekuya Mickey: ew
Hockey Army (Homura Akemi): *Writes her name on board*
Stupid Teacher: okay you r nurse meduka so lead hockey plz
Meduka Katname: okay!!1!1!
This will be continued soon.